Posted by Fadzuli

May 22, 2004

Friday 210504

Mess Initiation. Its that time again where new Officers get initiated and end up puking all over the place. Now the tables were on them.

Being one of the seniors there, we get to tekan these new officers who are considered new and green, blur like sotong. (Thats the line they have to say before going into the terrorising room).

First the night started off with dinner. It was quite impressive as to save money, 2LT Haizu (one of the initiatees) actually cooked the 6 course dinner. What a wonderful dinner it was but I didn’t like the appetiser..aiyooh why must give salad..I don’t eat the greens. The fussy me.

1st round of torture.

While serving us(the seniors) dinner, the new initiatees were tekan at the same time. Tan Li Yuan was the target. Can’t imagine the stupid things he was made to do.

Just for future reference.These were the tortures they went through.

1) Drink coke/beer with raw egg.

2) Burst the end of the coke and made them open the lid on their mouth.

3) Smoke 20 cigarettes at one time. Wah buay tahan.. Worst than cigar. Caution don’t do these at home.

4) After drinking beer made to turn around or spin around a dustbin like 20 times.

There’s more lah but this was what i can remember so far.

2nd Round of torture.

The initiatees were made to enter a room full of critics(that’s us the seniors) in twos and there given damn stupid questions.

Highlight of the day..it wasn’t one of the initiatees but one cocky OC (Cpt Ang). What the hell..he’s a bloody walking National geographic. Wah buay tahan. I hate these kind of people cos they make us look utterly stupid even CO.

Well most of the questions given to the intitees were by him anyway…how crabs make love lah..all the craps…Whatever…i just kept quiet all the way….nothing much to say though.

The day ended watching ZooLander which Hairi brought in. A show that was banned in Singapore..crappy show..It was banned due to Malaysian’s name being used in this movie and how bad they said about them. Actually not true but its just a show to make fun of.

Even though I’m not initiated but I felt like I’m dying…..don’t know why either